The Best Ways to Upgrade Your Goon Cave
Cheap options
Get a sexy poster
Online marketplaces like Etsy, Amazon, and Temu all have posters for under $10 that you can use to decorate your goon cave – everything from anime girls to classic Playboy pinups, and even more explicit images! If you want something more custom, it’s easy these days to get a poster from a print-on-demand service. The options below are all available on Temu. It won’t be the best quality of course, but these cheap art pieces would certainly make your goon cave feel a bit more sophisticated!
Organize your goon cave
Get a sexier cum rag
For both guys and girls, cumming can get messy. Instead of busting at the last minute on your shirt, why don’t you prepare for the inevitable cleanup with a sexy goon towel? You can use these beach towels to put on your chair to keep the cum and lube off (and other things too, if you like to play with your ass), or just clean up when you bust. Some of these towels are so sexy, you might want to use them as target practice, too! As with posters, many cheap options are on Etsy and Temu, though the selection is much more restricted on Amazon.
Make a care station
It doesn’t have to be fancy, but having a little care station can make your goon session (and the aftermath) much more enjoyable. You can get as extravagent as you want, but you could also just keep some basics and goodies in a shoebox near you computer as well. A basket or a desktop organizer caddy are all also good ideas. Here are some basics we recommend:
- Water bottles: When you’re going at it for hours, it’s important to stay hydrated! And nothing takes you out of the moment like having to tell your goon buddy that you’re taking a water break.
- Lube: This one should be pretty self explanatory!
- Tissues: Not just for cleaning up jizz, but also wiping off any lube or oil that got anywhere.
- Tylenol: Single-dose packets of ibuprofen or acetaminophen for headaches or neck/back stiffness from bad posture can be a life-saver, especially for older gooners.
- Moist towelettes: The absolute most essential cleanup item. Quickly removes snack grease, stickiness, or dust before touching gear.
- Hand sanitizer: Another essential hygiene item.
- Clean snacks: Pretzels, fruit snacks, or gummy candy. These are less greasy than chips and easier to eat with one hand. Try healthy, protein-rich snacks as well, such as nuts or protein and granola bars.
- Gum or mints: For a quick, fresh feeling and to combat “gamer breath” from snacking.
- Eye drops: To combat dry, strained eyes from hours of staring at a screen.
- Lip balm: For dry lips, especially after consuming salty snacks or energy drinks.
- Lotion: Again, pretty self explanatory!
- Melatonin: Staring at the screen just before bed can cause sleep trouble for many. Having a natural sleep aid like melatonin close at hand can be a life saver!
