You Don’t Have to Be Gay to Play

Alright, let’s get one thing straight—exploring your backdoor has absolutely nothing to do with your sexual orientation. Some of you might be thinking, “But isn’t that what gay dudes do?” Nope. Assplay is for anyone with a prostate, and that includes you, “straight” gooners. If you’re already edging for hours, milking yourself dry to the filthiest porn you can find, why not level up? The prostate—also known as the male G-spot—is packed with pleasure potential, and it’s just sitting there waiting for you to give it the attention it deserves.

If you’re serious about your goon game, introducing anal stimulation into your sessions can take your orgasms from nice to holy fuck, I just saw God. So let’s break it down—why you should be getting into assplay, how to start, and which toys will be your new best friends.

Why Add Assplay to Your Goon Sessions?

Supercharged Orgasms

Your prostate is a powerhouse of pleasure. When stimulated correctly, it can produce mind-blowing, full-body orgasms that make regular nutting seem like child’s play. Many gooners report stronger, longer, and even hands-free orgasms just by giving their prostate a little love.

Edging Just Got More Intense

You know that deliciously painful, brain-melting frustration you feel when you’re deep in a goon trance, teetering on the edge of release for hours? Imagine multiplying that sensation by ten. Adding anal play into the mix can make your edging sessions even more extreme, keeping you locked in that blissful, cock-drunk state for even longer.

Total Body Pleasure

Masturbation shouldn’t just be about stroking your cock. Assplay unlocks another dimension of pleasure, making your entire body feel engaged in your session. Once you’re deep in the goon zone, a little anal stimulation will send waves of pleasure rippling through you in ways you never imagined.